The Squirrel Society
The Your Mom, Born to Lose Chapter of the Squirrel Society
University of Missouri, Rolla And Points Elsewhere
McAnerney Shrine of the Immortal Unorthodox Penecostal Church of Ratatosk
LDD Local #2317
Formed here at UMR out of thee parts boredom, two parts humor, and five parts of an unidentified glowing substance that fell to earth presumably from outer space. A longer and amazingly truer account of the formation of the Squirrel Society can also be found here.